Blowing Smoke

Porch Goblin is good at two things: Poetry and Prose.

She’s even better at one thing: Sitting on the porch.  Since this site encapsulates the movement of Porch-Sitting, here are some of the things you probably should know.

The Porch: This is not a porch.  It is THE porch.  This porch is located in the rural location of eastern Tennessee at a dead-end road.  It’s a quiet place, with a small slab of concrete and stairs leading towards the front yard.  The view is peaceful — trees, grass, sunrise, sunset, a Kokopelli in the tree, and a large hill.

All other porch, as decreed by The Porch Goblin, pales in comparison.  However, you may use your own porch for your own enjoyment, for this purpose.

The Porch will, also, one day be expanded from a small slab of concrete to a wider, spacier thing of beauty.

The Goblin: A wicked goblin lives on the porch.  She’s taken it for herself, and sits on the very edge with laughing eyes towards any unknowing victims that should walk up.  She blows smoke, recites poetry, and kisses pretty dogs.

But this goblin, she was known by a different name.  One day, a beautiful viking villain came up and saw her kick-ass, dominating beauty.  He leaned up to kiss her and said, “My porch goblin”.  Since then, he has made the porch her luxurious castle and people hail her as The Porch Goblin.

The Beautiful Viking Villain: This is Ghillieman. He is a man with stealth.  His evil superpower is to clone himself into multiples so he can be in more places than one.  But his best weapon is his Viking Roar.  He protects and adores the beautiful Porch Goblin, despite his evil ways.

He has four spawns that make life even more magical than it should already be.  His clan is powerful with the force, each with their own secrets.